I took Dogg and he and I went searching for the leader Zombie. Dogg is great at sniffing them out from a long ways off and I like the advantage that gives me. I had an idea that I could find the leader Zombie in an old run down factory on the outskirts of the city. I went at night knowing that a leader Zombie would have a headquarters set up and it would most likely be lit up. You see a leader Zombie is not a whole lot different than you or I and with proper makeup to cover the blue tinge that the body has, you have no way of telling that they are dead…
A leader Zombie will fake breathing and eats normal food. All functions of the leader Zombie body can be kept going including the heart and pumping blood. A leader Zombie is cold to the touch, (like your wife’s feet are at night!) and blueish color because of the blood is blue in the veins. They also are very strong, fast and heal quickly. Oh by the way they can not die except by brain destruction. Even chopping the head off does not kill them and if you attach the head back to the body it will reanimate as a very pissed off Zombie…
So Dogg and I made a trip to the factory. As I suspected I saw a window lit up high in the 12 story tower that is part of the factory. The way dogg was acting I knew that we had Zombies nearby…
Since Dogg like all dogs are immune to what ever makes a Zombie a Zombie, I do not have to worry about him. He is 15 kilos of Zombie killing Doggy. I took him too a dentist that implanted special titanium teeth razor sharp and I had a special flak jacket made to protect his body. He enjoys Zombie steaks and cutlets and gets really excited when we go for a Zombie walk. He knows when we are on a Zombie walk because I have my special walking stick and a Black Kukri-style machete with a carbon-steel blade. It is razor sharp and cuts neck bones like butter…
I told Dogg to scout around and kill. Then while he went silently to mess up some Zombies I planned what I was going to do. I knew that there had to be a leader Zombie up that tower and I had to get him before we had big issues in the area…
When I heard the first Zombie kill by my dog I knew it was time to go. Every Zombie would be tracking Dogg and leave the way open for me to find my target. So I was in the tower in less than a minute and found some stairs leading upward. I found that the stairs just creaked no matter what I did and decided that time for stealth was past and that I would kill what ever I found as quickly as possible. I knew that the leader would be over confident and he would not run. He knows that I am alone, I am sure of that…
As I climbed the stairs I could hear Dogg growling amongst the few growls and moans of the Zombies outside and I hoped that Dogg would be okay. I then heard a sharp command from a person on the other side of a door at the end of the hallway that I just entered from the top of the stairway. I knew I had a leader because he talked very normal. He was barking commands to several Zombies that were in the room with him. I decided that 4 Zombies total were in the room. I could see light coming from under the closed door and shadows moving in the room…
My walking stick was a modified cattle prod that delivered 4 massive electric shocks that would kill a human or stun a Zombie. My past tactic was to stun a Zombie and behead it. A stunned Zombie was down for 10 to 15 minutes and so I realized that in this instance, I had to stun first and kill later. I kicked the door open and walked into…
12 Zombies and one was a bad ass huge leader Zombie. I said hi and lets die. Because I had stepped over the Rubicon and there was no going back. The leader Zombie stepped against the back wall and let his biddies come after me. I saw the windows was open and I screamed for Dogg. I hope he heard because I needed his titanium teeth right now…
I shocked the first 4 Zombies with my walking stick and as I knew would happen that was all she wrote and I tossed it to the ground. (I gotta get better batteries!) Then the next 4 beheaded like a hot knife through butter and as I turned to face a few more. The leader Zombie smacked me across the room with a huge backhanded slap. (damn that hurt) I have an emergency backup weapon and it is strapped to my right ankle. It is a 9mm Beretta with 10 rounds of saber point Winchester. I consider this an emergency and did not care if the gunshots brought the cops…
One Zombie had hold of my right foot and as I squeezed the trigger of my gun. I told myself, head shots, head shots, head shots and make them count. I made them count the best I could and was laying there looking up at a leader Zombie. He was really pissed off. For you see all his Zombie friends were dead at this point or stunned…
But I was out of bullets and clicking the hammer on an empty gun. That is when Dogg figured out where I was at and entered the room behind the leader Zombie. I heard a deep growl by Dogg and saw that Dogg had enjoyed himself. He was covered in blue blood…
The leader Zombie turned to see who was growling at him and I grabbed the hilt of my machete and brought the machete in an upward motion as hard as I could between his legs and into his family jewels. Now I knew that family jewels meant nothing to a regular Zombie, because I have kicked them their before. They did not care. But I was hoping that a leader Zombie had different feelings about those jewels. He did and I found a new way to bring a tough leader Zombie to his knees. Dogg of course proceeded to go for his throat and I let Dogg have his fun while I finished the first 4 Zombies that I had stunned. They where starting to stir…
I then called Dogg off and proceeded to split the leader Zombies head down the middle. Then chop it into smaller pieces. Dogg was happy and I said lets go home…
As I have said before, nothing on the news about this incident. Nothing is ever on the news about these incidents. That is how I know that the government knows there are Zombies and they know that someone kills them. But they do not let it out into the public. Also if anyone comes forth with the fact that there is Zombies then they are labeled insane and crazy. Most people believe that Zombies are a good Hollywood movie but never ever would be real…
Well I am going to bed and really just wanted to get the information down before I would forget most of it. I did learn something from this! I got to get better weapons and I am getting too old for this… 
Stryke
The Zombie Source Code
PS: Oh! By the way Dogg had cleaned up the Zombies outside real well and all I had to do was split their heads open as we left. He is a good doggy…
